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"Do not believe what they say, for it is not true. It is a lie, it is a carefully crafted lie, intended to fool everyone who is easily manipulated by the promised wealth and all similar unlikely things that they will attempt to promise you, in hopes of persuasion. But what ever it is they shall tell you, do not fall for their treachery; for their deceptiveness, as interesting as it may seem to your young minds. In the end, I am sure you shall only regret it, and would wish that you had listened to me in the first place. Thus I ask of you no more than to think it over - for I cannot give you orders; that would make me no better than them. I just desire of you to decide for yourself what would be wisest."
YA RLY, 'cause Newgrounds is lying, I have in fact contributed to something. I'm a voice actor in some stuff by mr. GayForGirls. Look it up!
I really should have used my dramatic speech for a noble cause instead. Maybe I will. Maybe I will.